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Artist: Christus & the Cosmonaughts

The Four Whore's Men

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Disease listen Buy Song ($1)
War listen Buy Song ($1)
Famine listen Buy Song ($1)
Demise listen Buy Song ($1)
Reprise listen Buy Song ($1)

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At last, an apocalypse worth attending! At this particular end of the world party Christus rises from an electronic sea to tear asunder the hundreds of false gods recently erected in the name of Electroclash & Nu Wave. Christus is one of the few true Gods in a movement whose handful of heroes are being quickly drowned in an ocean of mediocrity. Where others champion & claim to channel the ancient sacrosanct visions of Devo, The Rezillos, Gary Numan, The Buzzcocks et al., Christus manifests much deeper spirits more akin to Polyphonic Size, Snowy Red, Early Fad Gadget, Early Robert Rental & a whole host of other little known minimal synth masterminds. What's even more delicious about these five eucharists (aptly titled Disease, War, Famine, Death & a closing Epilogue) is their ability to transubstantiate into little w&ering electronic sub-sects. Such elctro-alchemy can only be the work of a divine force: wielding unbelievable & sparkling sounds that may well be hewn from the spheres themselves. By the time Christus & the relentless Cosmonauts send in the Death Whore's Man, the sky has darkened considerably while Death tills the fields in a manner befitting a rotorvator, leaving behind the scent of dead runners gunned down by dutiful s&men in their endless pursuit of Logan. There's a new God in town...thou ought to save thy soul, for Christus' sake!

Christus & the Cosmonaughts May Well Be: The progressive, psychedelic musical excursions of an ever-changing band of performers fronted by yours truly, Scot Solida. A strange and unique hybrid of live jamming and cut-and-paste techniques form the basis of the songs. From space rock to prog rock to blatant experiments in sound, you will find something new in the sonic explorations of Christus And The Cosmonaughts. To understand the reasons for its existence, we must go back nearly a quarter of a century to the turn of the nineteen-eighties, when a pair of singular events occurred which would shake the very foundations of even the strongest psyche. First, I would face the death of my father, who was brutally murdered at the hands of a gunman, and left to die in a desolate field. I will not go into details here, but if you would like to learn of my very personal feelings regarding the matter, consult the track “Famine” from the extended play recording called The Four Whore’s Men. I was plunged into despair and madness, and the results were that I would spend far too many of my formative teen years behind the locked doors of one institution or another. It was an embarrassingly predictable response to a tumultuous and unfathomable event. They never caught the murderer who stole my father‘s life and my sanity. The other event, which occurred at roughly the same time, but necessarily later, was a performance by a skinny Brit on the television. The fellow was Gary Numan, and I was enthralled by the mysterious sounds he and his band were producing. This began my lifelong love affair with synthesizers, which would become a hobby, then a career. Like so many solitary people, I spent the better part of my years seeking out music and art that I deemed to have been as strange and unusual as I myself was becoming. That art usually had something to do with science fiction or other flights of the imagination. I didn’t care for the “real” world with any amount of conviction. I also became obsessive about pursuing the art of synthesis, first with my simple monosynths, and later with more elaborate and sophisticated gear. By the mid part of the decade, I was supporting myself as an illustrator, all the while recording my own (admittedly embryonic) music, and eventually wound up working with a brilliant studio owner called David Nichols, who taught me the finer techniques of engineering. Christus And The Cosmonaughts was born during this time, as an excuse to write and sing my lyrics (usually short stories) and to experiment with the fabric of sound. Fast forward to the present: Christus And The Cosmonaughts now happily resides alongside some of my favorite artists on the utterly superb independent record label called Beta-lactam Ring Records, whose head honcho shares my penchant for elaborate and artistic packaging. For this msot recent EP, I have been joined by a fantastic and unpretentious guitarist called Ant Graham, and an ever-so-slightly pretentious bassist called Brent Heinze. As for myself, I am a professional sound designer and writer. If you use a computer for your music, you have probably read any number of my articles in the UK magazine called Computer Music, or the stateside Grooves magazine. You may even have used my sounds in your software synthesizers (I have patched a great number of them), or dragged one of my loops into an arrangement, via the samples I do under the name The Electronic Garden. I have put many of them to use myself.